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Wouldn’t it be nice …

if people stopped saying butt-hurt.

Compacting Culture.

With enough marketing, you can brand just about anyone.

Once in a …

Yesterday I caught lightning in a bottle.

Today is set it free.


I don’t feel a crisis of conscience.

More a crisis of consciousness. 

Kiss Me I’m Stupid.

A Few Truths.

I’m only happy when I’m honest.

I’m only honest when I’m happy.

Characteristic Creations.

Sometimes I feel sick.

But not because of you.

Just that I made you.